I asked G what he wants to be when he grows up.  
He said, "A prisoner!" 
I asked, 
"Why, what will you do?"
He replied, 
"I want to be the boss of everything, everywhere!"
I thought for a minute, 
"Do you mean the President?" 
"Yes, the Prisoner!"  He exclaimed.
I hope his kindergarten teacher doesn't ask that 
on the 1st day of school... 
 
