I asked G what he wants to be when he grows up.
He said, "A prisoner!"
I asked,
"Why, what will you do?"
He replied,
"I want to be the boss of everything, everywhere!"
I thought for a minute,
"Do you mean the President?"
"Yes, the Prisoner!" He exclaimed.
I hope his kindergarten teacher doesn't ask that
on the 1st day of school...