Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it's a cha-cha. ~Robert Brault
G: Yum,this pop tastes like choc-o-late!
Me: Really? What's in it?
G: Sprite and le-mon-ade.
Me: What? That makes chocolate?
G: Yup. I put in root beer, that's what makes it taste like choc-o-late!